Looking at her certifications the interviewer was a little perplexed, so he asked - "Madam, you have been married for 5 years, have 2 kids and yet you have 3 Java certifications, six sigma certification as well as a correspondence MBA. How did you manage it?"
Her reply - "I stayed at Ambernath and worked at Andheri. My travelling time is 3 hours one way, out of which I spent almost an hour at the traffic congestion at Gandhinagar flyover. So I could manage all what you see in my resume"
That's called turning the tide in your favour ;)
